They’re hard to find now, for some reason-none of the theaters around me have had them in years.
Sweet tart chews mini movie#
My favorite, though, has always been movie theater SweeTarts. I’ve never turned down any kind of SweeTart before-not the classic tubes you could buy with pieces about as big as a nickel, not the giant chewy ones that came four to a pack and could rip a crown out of your mouth, and not even the giant regular ones that you had to break up into tiny pieces before trying to eat. I’m normally a big fan of chocolate, but when it comes to prepackaged, factory-made candy, I’ve always preferred sugary sweets, and nothing’s sweeter or sugarier than SweeTarts. Not unless you’re dressed like Brock Lesnar. So if you see an adorable little baby Roman Reigns wheeling through your subdivision next year, don’t be afraid: my Dustin’s not going to Superman punch you.
The good thing about having a baby in November is that if you think ahead you can get them a costume for their first Halloween and save, like, 70 or 80% on it. For whatever reason I still have a lot of SweeTarts left in this old bag that I bought for 80% off at a Walgreens the November before last.Īt this rate I might not hit the bottom of this old bag until my beautiful newborn baby boy Dustin dresses up for his first Halloween next year. Maybe it’s because they don’t mix too well with the bourbon and Red Rock Ginger Ale I have to drink every night to stay sane and fall asleep, or maybe it’s because my teeth start to hurt if I eat them too many nights in a row. Maybe I’m more responsible than I used to be, or maybe it’s because I’m always out of town. I’ve been eating on this big bag of SweeTarts since just after Halloween of 2017, and even though they’ve been my favorite candy my entire life I’m only just now about halfway through.
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